Here not long ago me and the Mrs. went to that big new outlet mall in Ky. On the way down there I could tell she was very excited to shop.
I told her now honey there gonna be pretty things, sparkley things, frillys and fancys. I said don't let it get to you. I said if you see something you really need then by all means get it but I know how them wemmens stores try to separate people from their hard earned money.
It was going good till we got down near the end and I looked up and there was the Underarmour outlet. I ran up a dang bill for $165.99.
After we got home I tried on all my new UA long johns, my new socks, my beanie and scarf ran upstairs to the full length mirror and checked it out.
Not a good look at all.
Anyway a couple weeks ago Dave was sayin we needs to lose some excess lard. I found this kind of funny as we were eating at the Cracker Barrell.
He says he'll bet me $50.00 that he can lose more than me by the Sept shoot. I said $50.00 your crazy. How would tell the winner? Weight, body fat, percentages?
He said I was just scared to lose.
So heres what I suggest. A underarmour pose down at the Sept shoot. We'll have to get a lot more people to join in cause if it was just me and Dave we'd look like idiots. If we had enough participents we could charge an entry fee and get something nice for the winner. Like a Cracker Barrel gift card.
What's everyone think. And I just got one more question. Who's scared now Marine.
where do you come up with this stuff. have you been sniffing bow laquer or have you rendered the fat between your ears. I will bet you, but there wont be any pose. with or without any ua.
NO WAY am i gonna mess up this body i've worked so hard to create. I mean, you gotta feed a body like this if you want peak performance. Count me OUT !!! :(
We'll have to get a lot more people to join in cause if it was just me and Dave we'd look like idiots. If we had enough participents we could charge an entry fee and get something nice for the winner. Like a Cracker Barrel gift card. 
