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john nail


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                                                     Toothless

 

Strange things I've seen

Since I was green, but

It's stranger now that I'm Older

A story told

Made my blood run cold

and the truth of it may be Colder

The old man on the hill

Had had his fill, 

While sitting at my table

when it was his turn

He bagan a yarn--it

May have been a fable

He told us gents 

about recent events

When he tried to go to town.

How his driver's door lock

Froze like a chock

But the passenger's side was down

So he crawled in the side

His manly pride

He declared he was 

Physically able!

And he crawled his ass

Like a snake in the grass

Towards the driver's seat 

And Freedom

But he caught his foot 

In his SPITCUP, forsooth!

And was stuck for all to See him!!!

 

 

He told me if he had his cellphone he'd have called 911



-- Edited by john nail on Thursday 13th of February 2014 03:09:52 PM

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Really a shame you didn't get a picture!biggrin

 



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Not sure exactly happened there but I'll bet it was an ugly scene.bleh



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bambi wrote:

Not sure exactly happened there but I'll bet it was an ugly scene.bleh

 He was trying to crawl across from one side to the other (bucket seats) and got hung up in his own spitcup. Couldn't go forwards or back. Epic Hillbilly story



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Well I hope he didn't have to chew his leg off to get loose. Er I guess I mean gum his leg off.confusebiggrin



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Dennis! You're a genius! I could write a book about a toothless mountaineer who starved to death trying to chew his leg off!

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That would be like Todd said when he tried to eat that jelly donut.

A very messy ordeal.disbelief



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How big was that spitcup? Trash can size?
You guys are ruthless, picking on a poor ol'man...   biggrin

God bless, José 



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its easy to pic on a man who don't get on here

if we were in school it would be called bullying

and we all would be in court lmao

im gonna call him just fer the fun of it

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Who's lmao? Is he Italian?



-- Edited by john nail on Friday 14th of February 2014 08:05:43 AM

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I think he was tryin to call Jim lame.confuse

 



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John, I am pretty sure he is from China.

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