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That's why I wear my groucho glasses with the big bushy mustache whenever I'm on here. They'll never recognize me!

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Why didn't I think of that ?



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I simply post facing backwards

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Homeland Security to Purchase 141,000 Rounds of Sniper Ammo

February 11, 2014
The Department of Homeland Security is buying more bullets with a solicitation for over 141,00 rounds of sniper ammunition.

Image: Hornady .308 Winchester Ammo (YouTube).
According to a solicitation posted on FedBizOpps, the federal agency is looking to procure 141,160 rounds of Hornady .308 Winchester 168gr A-MAX TAP ammunition.
Such ammunition is sometimes retailed as Zombie Max, a marketing gimmick alluding to its power.
What makes the .308 ammunition so deadly is the long range capability of the round, notes James Smith. The ability is called ballistic coefficient, or the efficiency of a projectile in overcoming air resistance as it travels to its target. According to Speer Reloading Manual Number 13, the .308 165 grain has the highest coefficient of any hunting rifle.
The latest purchase further illustrates the fallacy of the DHS excuse that it is buying bullets in bulk in order to save money.
The federal agency will pay around $1.20 for each round, when a lower grain round could be acquired for around a quarter of the price.
The DHS has faced questions over the last couple of years as to the purpose of its mass ammo purchases which have totaled over 2 billion bullets, with some fearing the federal agency is gearing up for civil unrest.
The majority of the bullets purchased by the DHS were hollow point rounds (one order alone amounted to 450 million of them). Hollow point bullets just happen to be completely unsuitable for training purposes because they cost significantly more money compared to standard firing range bullets, contradicting claims by the DHS that the bullets were merely for training purposes and were bought in bulk to save money.
Large scale DHS bulk buys have contributed to ammo shortages across the country. In April last year, the Government Accountability Office announced that it would be investigating the issue, although no follow up has been forthcoming.
In May last year, the DHS sent out a request for information asking companies if they could provide 2 million bullets within a 30-60 day turnaround period.
In February last year, Law Enforcement Targets Inc., a contractor that had previously done $2 million dollars worth of business with the DHS, was forced to apologize after producing no more hesitation shooting targets which depicted pregnant women, children, and elderly gun owners in residential settings as non-traditional threats.

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OK, the EPA--EPA--just gave a million acres of land, including the city of Riverton, WY to the Indians.

Not saying that is right or wrong, but by what power can the EPA do it???!!??

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WURZBURG, Germany, Feb. 12 (UPI) --
German police said a nightclub was evacuated when a woman doused herself with pepper spray that she mistook for spray-on deodorant.



Wurzburg said the 20-year-old woman was in the nightclub's restroom Monday night and took the spray canister from her friend's purse, TheLocal.de reported Wednesday.



The woman did not check the canister's label before spraying it on herself, believing it to be deodorant.



The pepper spray quickly spread through the building and the club was evacuated, police said. Two women were treated for eye injuries.



Police said they are looking into whether the woman will face negligent bodily harm charges.


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The Ohio National Guard has seen the enemy and it is a school janitor who supports the Second Amendment?

The Guards 52nd Civil Support Team held a training drill last year in southern Ohio which pitted members against a sinister janitor and a chemistry teacher sidekick who concocted chemical weapons in two makeshift labs, unleashing them on middle school students before killing himself. Inside the lair of the creepy custodian, identified as Mr. Wart, agents found several statements about protecting Gun Rights and Second Amendment rights on a chalkboard as well as on tables, according to the training packet.

Fortunately, none of it actually happened. Critics say it is telling that a government groups chosen bogeyman would be Second Amendment supporters.

They were characterizing gun owners and Second Amendment supporters as white extremists," Chad Baus, of the Buckeye Firearms Association, told FoxNews.com. "It was a month after Sandy Hook. There was a large debate where gun owners were being blamed. I think the timing of it was extremely important here.

They were characterizing gun owners and second am

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The next big war may just be those for guns and those against guns. I know what side I want to be on in that Battle.



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Mormon stuff

MO Mormon

NO MO Non-Mormon

NO MO MO Ex-Mormon

MO NOPOLY Utah

MO TOWN Provo

MO PEDS People walking across the street to Temple Square or the MTC in Provo.

MO HAIR Missionary standards haircut.

PO MO A financially challenged Mormon

MO LASSES Mormon Babes!!

MO TEL Bishops interview, tithing settlement, church court, etc.

SU MO Grad of BYU Law School

MO GUL Large white Utah bird frequently seen in Church history books, parking lots and dumps.

MO RALLY Third quarter BYU drive against the U of U.

MO SEY LDS sense of time. See also LOCO MO TION.

LOCO MO TION Post-game exodus from Cougar Stadium.

MO NOGOMY LDS marriage practices.

MO TIF Two or more Mormons engaged in a heated difference of opinion.

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Sounds like you have your MO JO working John!

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St Loius MO - patron saint of Mormans?

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That's Mo than I wanted to know about MOMANS .



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-- Edited by john nail on Sunday 16th of February 2014 06:42:16 PM

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From what I've seen, most could not hit their ass with both hands. Sometimes I think the cops ain't much better. We had a case here a few years back where a man had abducted his young daughter ( messy divorce and custody issues) . He had her sitting in the front seat of his car. Local and State surrounded the car. He had a handgun in his lap. They (police) commenced firing. 52 shots were fired (all police). He was hit and killed by 2 .40 cal rounds. (used by State Police- locals were carrying 9mm). By only the Grace of God was the little girl not killed.

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Do You Know This Guy?

He is Edward "Ed" Mezvinsky, born January 17, 1937.

Then youll probably say, Who is Ed Mezvinsky?

Well, he is a former Democrat congressman who represented Iowa's 1st congressional district in the United States House of Representatives for two terms, from 1973 to 1977.

He sat on the House Judiciary Committee that decided the fate of Richard Nixon.

He was outspoken saying that Nixon was a crook and a disgrace to politics and the nation and should be impeached.

He and the Clintons were friends and very politically intertwined for many years.

Ed Mezvinsky had an affair with NBC News reporter Marjorie Sue Margolies and later married her after his wife divorced him.

In 1993, Marjorie Margolies-Mezvinsky, then a freshman Democrat in Congress, cast the deciding vote that got President Bill Clintons controversial tax package through the House of Representatives.

In March 2001, Mezvinsky was indicted and later pleaded guilty to 31 of 69 counts of bank fraud, mail fraud, and wire fraud.

Ed Mezvinsky embezzled more than $10 million dollars from people via both a Ponzi scheme and the notorious Nigerian e-mail scams.

He was found guilty and sentenced to 80 months in federal prison.

After serving less than five years in federal prison, he was released in April 2008 and remains on federal probation.

To this day, he still owes $9.4 million in restitution to his victims.

About now you are saying, So what!

Well, this is Marc and Chelsea Mezvinsky.



Thats right; Ed Mezvinsky is Chelsea Clinton's father-in law.

Now Marc and Chelsea are in their early thirties and purchased a 10.5 million dollar NYC apartment.

Has anyone heard mention of any of this in any of the media?

If this guy was Jenna or Barbara Bush's, or better yet, Sarah Palin's daughter's father-in- law, the news would be an everyday headline and every detail would be reported over and over.

And yet liberals say there are no double standards in political reporting.

And people are already talking about Hillary as our next President!

And then there is possibly Chelsea for president in our future!

The cycle never ends!

Lying and corruption seem to make Democrat candidates more popular.

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Ragnarok, THe End of the Gods!
According to Norse legend, it is claimed that the so-called end of the world is due to arrive on 22nd February, 2014. The apocalypse is due to be preceded by the winter of winters. Vikings believed that three freezing winters would follow each other with no summers in between. All morality would disappear and fights would break out all over the world, signalling the beginning of the end. Well we havent seen the three continuous winters yet so perhaps there is hope for humanity after all

Legend has it that the Norse God, Heimdallr, would blow the mythical Gjallerhorn to warn of the Viking apocalypse, also known as Ragnarok, which translates to Doom of the Gods. Norse mythology says that the god Odin will be killed by the wolf Fenrir and all of the other "creator" gods will fall. The world will then be born again and will be repopulated by two humans.

During the world's end, the sun's beams will become black and the weather will become treacherous. The wolf Skoll would devour the sun, and his brother Hati would eat the moon, causing stars to vanish from the sky and the Earth to be thrown into eternal darkness.

According to one of the prophetic poems: "Brothers will fight and kill each other, sisters' children will defile kinship. It is harsh in the world, whoredom rife - an axe age, a sword age - shields are riven - a wind age, a wolf age - before the world goes headlong. No man will have mercy on another."

Every major Religion has an "End of days" scenario. Odd isn't it

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worth watching

video.foxnews.com/v/3246188489001/judge-jeanine-what-would-we-do-if-the-lights-went-out/

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Sent to me this morning:


These two, short sentences tell you a lot about our government and our culture:

1. We are advised to NOT judge ALL Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics, but we are encouraged to judge ALL gun owners by the actions of a few lunatics. Funny how that works.

And heres another one worth considering.

2. Seems we constantly hear about how Social Security is going to run out of money. How come we never hear about welfare running out of money? What's interesting is the first group "worked for" their money, but the second didn't.

Think about it.....

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I know this Country has had some ups and downs but this proves we are in a death spiral
www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/02/27/Taxpayer-Funded-Planned-Parenthood-Promotes-Sado-Masochism-and-Bondage-To-Teens-In-Video

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I LOVE IT


Saggy Pants Trip Up Escape Attempt By Handcuffed Florida Burglary Suspect

Meet Jordan Bodden.

The 19-year-olds saggy pants stymied an escape attempt Sunday evening after the suspected burglar was detained by Florida cops, according to a police report.

After being handcuffed by Palm Beach County Sheriffs Office deputies investigating a series of vehicle break-ins in Lake Worth, Bodden broke away from cops and sought to escape on foot.

The teenagers clothing, however, did not cooperate in the getaway effort.

As Bodden fled, his pants slid down to his ankles, causing him to trip (and apparently fall on his face, judging from the above booking photo). A deputy noted that he had a grip on Boddens pants, but a button broke or opened as he was running, triggering the trouser tumble.

Bodden was then scooped up by deputies and charged with three burglary counts, escape, and resisting arrest without violence. He is locked up in the Palm Beach County jail in lieu of $31,000 bond.


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those saggy pants will accommodate his jail cell buddies that are attracted to 19n year old boys. Maybe it was deliberate ?

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CHARLOTTE, N.C. (CBS Charlotte) Scientists have patented a new machine that will provide orgasms for women at the push of a button.
A little smaller than a packet of cigarettes, the machine is designed to be a medical implant that uses electrodes to trigger an orgasm. The device would help some women who suffer from orgasmic dysfunction.
During the operation, a patient would remain conscious so that a surgeon could correctly pinpoint the right nerves to fit the electrodes in a patients spinal cord. Then, a signal generator would be connected which would be most likely implanted under the skin of a patients buttocks.
Stuart Meloy, a surgeon at Piedmont Anesthesia and Pain Consultants in Winston-Salem, N.C., came up with idea by accident.
I was placing the electrodes and suddenly the woman started exclaiming emphatically, he said to Newscientist. I asked her what was up and she said, Youre going to have to teach my husband to do that.
Meloy explained that the idea is that orgasms could happen at the push of a button when the implant could be triggered by a hand-held remote control.
However, he explained the treatment is intended to be used in the most serious of orgasmic dysfunction cases because the device is as invasive as a pacemaker.
Medical trials will be conducted by a Minneapolis-based company later this year.

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Look what you're missing!



According to the Sharia law:

Theft is punishable by amputation of the right hand (above).
Criticizing or denying any part of the Quran is punishable by death.
Criticizing or denying Muhammad is a prophet is punishable by death.
Criticizing or denying Allah, the moon god of Islam is punishable by death.
A Muslim who becomes a non-Muslim is punishable by death.
A non-Muslim who leads a Muslim away from Islam is punishable by death.
A non-Muslim man who marries a Muslim woman is punishable by death.
A man can marry an infant girl and consummate the marriage when she is 9 years old.
Girls' clitoris should be cut (per Muhammad's words in Book 41, Kitab Al-Adab, Hadith 5251).
A woman can have 1 husband, but a man can have up to 4 wives; Muhammad can have more.
A man can unilaterally divorce his wife but a woman needs her husband's consent to divorce.
A man can beat his wife for insubordination.
Testimonies of four male witnesses are required to prove rape against a woman.
A woman who has been raped cannot testify in court against her rapist(s).
A woman's testimony in court, allowed only in property cases, carries half the weight of a man's.
A female heir inherits half of what a male heir inherits.
A woman cannot drive a car, as it leads to fitnah (upheaval).
A woman cannot speak alone to a man who is not her husband or relative.
Meat to be eaten must come from animals that have been sacrificed to Allah - i.e., be Halal.
Muslims should engage in Taqiyya and lie to non-Muslims to advance Islam.
The list goes on.

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www.weeklystandard.com/articles/obama-s-fantasy-based-foreign-policy_784266.html

The Obama Administration says it was not an invasion but an uncontested arrival. WTF !

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YOU AIN'T WELCOME HERE!!


WASHINGTON -- After an elderly couple got the boot from their local McDonald's for sitting too long, management and the owner are not answering the question if there really is a 30-minute sitting limit at the Culpeper, Va. fast food restaurant.

Carl Becker, 87, a World War II veteran, and his wife Barbara Becker, 81, say they both were at the Culpeper McDonald's on Feb. 21 at about 2:30 p.m. when they were approached by the manager.

The location is a place the pair has frequented for years.

"And he says 'You two are going to have to leave.' He said 'Your half hour is up and we need to clean this floor,'" says Barbara Becker. The restaurant was not crowded at the time, she says, and the two were stunned. This was the first time they had ever been asked to leave a McDonald's.

"We've never, ever, ever been kicked out of a McDonald's," she says, adding that they've have been patrons of the fast food chain for decades and since their own children were kids. The couple has six children ranging in age from 43 to 61 and 14 grandchildren with one on the way, due March 10.

"Now our grandchildren are McDonald's lovers," she says adding that they spend lots of time at McDonald's because they are on a fixed income and it's affordable. Her husband loves getting the chicken sandwich, she says and that it's a treat for the both of them to just eat, talk and enjoy each other's company.

Carl Becker wrote a letter to the editor of the Star Exponent about the incident.

But Barbara Becker says, "We were kicked out unnecessarily and we're just not that kind of people."

The couple has been back to a McDonald's since the incident but not the Culpeper location. The restaurant owner has reached out to the couple.

Bob Drumheller, the owner of the McDonald's Culpeper franchise, issued a statement:

"I care deeply about the comfort and satisfaction of my customers. My organization takes these matters seriously, and is investigating the customer's claims. I have also reached out to the customer to extend my apologies for this misunderstanding. Our focus will continue to be on serving our customers and providing them a welcoming experience."

In another incident involving a McDonald's in New York, the franchise had a bigger battle on its hands. That location had to remind its customers of a time limit for patrons who dine in by posting a sign stating customers have 20 minutes to finish their meals. The catalyst behind the sign was a group of elderly patrons who would come to the restaurant as early as 5 a.m. and would stay until after dark, the New York Times reports. The Times says a number of elderly Korean patrons were taking up tables for hours on a daily basis.

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well it is a fast food joint ,not a rest home lol


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Longest Nerve In The Body
Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that
Connects the eyeball to the anus?

It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving
People a crappy outlook on life.

If you don't believe it, pull a hair from your butt and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eyes................

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I must have 2 of them eyearss nerves


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