I remember you sayin that on a thursday night Jan. 19th at 6:15. We were at the Clarksville Frisches and you were sitting right next to me.

Later that night you asked me to steal you some watermellon.

Well at least that's the way I remember it

Johnny, it's a long story about something that happend 2 years ago Dennis wouldn't get me a piece of watermelon from the salad bar because he said it was stealing So my FRIENDS. Billy, Ron, Ronald, Bob, Dave and Suzie got me some watermelon Then Dennis gave a speech about how they're all going to Hell................................................TURD........HAHAHAHA

Wax, it's a long story that's for sure.I never said anyone was gonna burn, go to the slammer or choke on the rind

I just said that all that mellon snatchin does is drive up the price for the honest ones  Not to mention gettin in the poor farmers pocket

Speakin of which, I heard those famous Jackson Co. mellons are gonna look like prunes this year