I never was very good at math, but I do remember that formulas use "Constants", usually represented as a capital K and "Variables" written V.
So I decided to try and solve the cosmic equation for Pi
It takes 2 Squirrels (2Sq) for one Pie therefore, K: 2Sq=pie or pie=2Sq
the above constant seems simple enough until one enters the variables
-V1=1 Sq this is a young, head shot squirrel very carefully dressed. It is presented annually to an old batchelor South of town who owns a nice pond full of fat bluegills. It could be considered a gift (G) but in fact it acts as lubrication (L)
so, ongoing:
Pie=2Sq-V1L
+V2=1Sq also. This is the rare Gray variant. When acquired, it is usually deemed unfit for Pie, and is fried in an iron skillet and consumed with buscuits and gravy, sometimes bones and all.
so:
Pie=2Sq-V1L+V2
Pie is a term best described by the meals (M) it provides usually 3, but sometimes less, so it also is a varible V3to the 3rd power
Pie= 2Sq-V1L+V2/V3(3)
there is a"sacrificial" pie that must be entered into the equation. It is presented for consumption by the Universe and all you nutrinos at the first shoot of the year, I don't eat any of it, so it is written as a minus - S1
Pie= 2Sq-V1L+V2/V3(3)-S1
there is a very special pie made and consumed, but it is very difficult to define mathmatically. It is shared with an old girlfriend so should be a minus, but it almost always results in a night of debauchery (D) which benefits greatly. therefore I shall write it as D1/2+
100% agreement. Now let's figure out the math theorem of Cornbread/r2, but what if it's in a cornpone pan ?
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