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I heard from the grapevine that Dennis has been experimenting with a mixture of Viagra and Miracle Grow.......any truth in that?evileye.gifbleh.gifconfuse.gif

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John, I've finally decided that you and Mr. Cowels are severly disturbed individules. Without using a bunch of Latin words to describe your conditions, suffice it to say , your both Sickosno 

You both need to have a long talk with someone that has a bunch of letters behind their nameaww

With that being said I would like to invite you down for Thanksgiving dinner. There will be all kinds of great food. Cooked by authentic Mountain Grannieswink  

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Will the "Mountain Grannies" be wearing shoes? I might be interested in one of them, if she still has her front teeth.

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And Jim dont care if his has teef You guys are something else Guess Thats why i joined ITBA. And to shoot some arrows !! !!

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Jim told me that if a Medora woman crosses the creek in Winter with no shoes, men try to marry her. (that's how they judge if a woman is HOT)

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be better without teeth john , they can't talk as much..

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Laff-Coyote wrote:

be better without teeth john , they can't talk as much..






Well that may be, but at my age, I ain't starting a tomato for anybody!

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Just more proof that the "toothbrush" was invented by a Kentuckian. Anywhere else and they would have called it a "teethbrush"
  biggrin

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"I ain't starting a tomato for anybody!"

Now, that is funny! I never heard that one before. Good one John.  biggrin

God bless,

Jose

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My Last wife was standing in front of mirrow naked when i walked in one night she said I feel horriable im old fat and ugly you need to give me a compliment ! I told her eyesight was dang near perfect ! Then the fight started !! !!  no  Then one year I bought my Mother n Law a cematary plot as a Christmas gift .The next year i didnt get her anything she asked Why so i told her you didnt use what I got you last year ! thats how the fight started - biggrin  One night me & wifey in bed watching  that millionaire game  I asked her you wanta have sex she said NO i replied is that youre final answer she didnt look at me this time and said YES so i said well then can I phone a friend  Then the fight started -confuseshe told me she wanted for her birthday something Shiney and new that would go from 0 to 150 in 5 seconds I got her a bathroom scale the fight started - evileye

-- Edited by hillbillyking on Thursday 25th of November 2010 07:34:34 AM

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that's why they weren't successful with the "Talking bathroom scale" It would yell "One of you get off"!!

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YOU GUYS.................

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