Some portly, older, and unattractive gentleman came up to me at the Tradfest this weekend, I was rushed, and brushed him off, strangely, he looked much like Dennis Evans, but he babbled on about carbon arrows, so I knew, it could not be him. I know this brief description fits a lot of you guys..., but if you can track him down, id like to apologize for not listening to his story. Anybody ?
Whew, thought you were talking about me when you said "portly, older, and unattractive gentleman". Then I noticed the "gentleman" part! It is true though JR and I both witness the carbon transaction....
Oh dang, I checked this thread two or three times today and figgered it was about someone else.
Well I'm the first one to admit when I'm wrong and I guess I was wrong.
You see we went up to Johns Guns to shoot Techno the other day. We usted do that about 15 years ago and had a great time. We had a great time at Johns.
Any way I didn't have any arrows I could use so John loaned me his personal carbs.
I was forced out of necessity to use arrows that I always considered inferior.
I didn't use one of my homemade natural bows cause like Todd said, that would be like tying a hula popper on a fly rod.
Everyone was goin ape over them blems at the Fest. Ol man Cowels bought eight dozen of them things.
Well I guess I got caught up in the madness and I don't like borrowin things so I pulled the trigger.
I knew right away what I had to do to atone for my sins, so I looked up Randy and was ready to take my medicine no matter how bitter it was gonna taste.
I confessed to Ransdell and he said I aint got time for your BS right now.
I said, hey that went a lot better than I thought it was gonna be. I got off easy. Thank you for lettin me off the hook pal.
So now I gots me some arrows stuck back in the darkest corner of my basement ready for the next Techno.
Oh, and about being wrong. I got up Sunday morning and the sun came up just like normal, The birds were singing. The flowers were blooming and my dog still loved me.
Dennis stop trying to cover up fer yerself after all these years YOU BOUGHT CARBON ARRAS Hehehehehe might as well shoot em now for you have sinned No better then the rest of Ussens
I can't believe it. the world will end soon. carbon arrows, for shame den-den. pretty soon those bows you shoot will have glass in them, my my my.
I got off easy.
