you can't make this stuff up - Indiana Traditional Bowhunters Association

john nail · Guru

you can't make this stuff up

john nail · Guru

Ted Nugent; rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan, was being interviewed by a liberal journalist who also happens to be an animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer before you shoot him? Is it, 'Are you my friend?' or is it 'Are you the one who killed my brother?'"
Nugent replied, "Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is what am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very much like the Democrats in Congress."
The interview ended.

john nail · Guru

Remember when Nancy Pelosi said:

We have to pass it, to find out whats in it

A physician called into a radio show and said:

"That's the definition of a stool sample".

That pretty well sums it up.

jdemoya · Guru

John, you better heal up fast... Too much time in your hands.
I am going to die laughing. You are killing me.
Like you said, you can't make this stuff up.
God bless, José

string wax · Guru

funny chit

flingshot · Guru

I knew there was some reason I liked Ted .

john nail · Guru

This just ain't right:
www.foxnews.com/us/2013/11/10/wash-college-students-face-possible-expulsion-for-using-gun-to-ward-off/

john nail · Guru

H.L. Mencken (born 1880 - died 1956) was a journalist, satirist, critic, and Democrat. He wrote this editorial while working for the Baltimore Evening Sun, which appeared in the July 26, 1920 edition.

"As democracy is perfected, the office of the President represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be occupied by a downright fool and complete narcissistic moron."

---H.L. Mencken, The Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920

So it was written and so it has come to pass.

john nail · Guru

OOPS, sorry:

CNN) --

Radical anti-government fighters in Syria mistakenly beheaded a wounded fellow rebel soldier after assuming he was a supporter of President Bashar al-Assad, according to an online statement from the radical fighters' group.

A separate online video showed a gruesome display of radical fighters holding what appeared to be the victim's head.

After the beheading earlier this week, the victim was determined to be Mohammed Fares, an anti-government fighter wounded in clashes against the Syrian Army earlier, according to the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights.

On Thursday, an online statement from a spokesman for the al Qaeda-affiliated Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIS), whose fighters apparently carried out the beheading of Fares, called for forgiveness for the killers and asked for "restraint and piety" from anti-government supporters.

john nail · Guru

If you own a gun, read this:

www.infowars.com/black-clad-einsatzgruppen-confiscate-guns-in-california/

john nail · Guru

Did you know that eating or even talking about a peanut butter and jelly sandwich could be considered racist?

Thats right.

Apparently, its because people in some cultures dont eat sandwich bread. Verenice Gutierrez, principal of Harvey Scott K-8 School in Portland explained in and interview with the Portland Tribune:

Take the peanut butter sandwich, a seemingly innocent example a teacher used in a lesson last school year, the Tribune said.

What about Somali or Hispanic students, who might not eat sandwiches? Gutierrez asked. Another way would be to say: Americans eat peanut butter and jelly, do you have anything like that? Let them tell you. Maybe they eat torta. Or pita.

The Tribune noted that the school started the new year with intensive staff trainings, frequent staff meetings, classroom observations and other initiatives, to help educators understand their own white privilege, in order to change their teaching practices to boost minority students performance."Last Wednesday, the first day of the school year for staff, for example, the first item of business for teachers at Scott School was to have a Courageous Conversation to examine a news article and discuss the white privilege it conveys, the Tribune added.

Gutierrez completed a week-long seminar called Coaching for Educational Equity, a program the Tribune says focuses on race and how it affects life. She also serves on an administrative committee that focuses on systematic racism.

Our focus school and our Superintendents mandate that we improve education for students of color, particularly Black and Brown boys, will provide us with many opportunities to use the protocols of Courageous Conversations in data teams, team meetings, staff meetings, and conversations amongst one another, she said in a letter to staff.

You can read more about principal Gutierrezs sandwich-sensitivity philosophy here.

Next time youre in the bread aisle at the grocery store, you may want to think twice. Sensitive liberal educators are now recommending the torta or the pita as a more culturally inclusive alternative.

Now that youve been made aware of the evil of PB&J, theres only one question left to answer: Is white bread more racist than whole wheat?

john nail · Guru

Mountain man arrested for fishing without a license....clears the courtroom

joeforamerica.com/2013/11/mountain-man-arrested-completely-destroys-judge/

flingshot · Guru

While this a relatively free country I will have a PB&J when ever I feel like it, all you BHL's out there.

john nail · Guru

Remind me not to go to Portland

jdemoya · Guru

"I've been to Portland Del", said Jeremiah.

john nail · Guru

own a gun?

www.infowars.com/proof-gun-registration-leads-to-confiscation/

john nail · Guru

Superbowl?
nationalreview.com/corner/365236/nfl-wont-air-super-bowl-ad-gun-vendor-andrew-johnson

john nail · Guru

colonel-who-vowed-to-disarm-americans-works-with-homeland-security/

john nail · Guru

There will be no Nativity Scene in Washington this year! The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the United States Capitol this Christmas season. This isn't for any religious reason. They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation's Capitol. A search for a Virgin continues. There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.

john nail · Guru

TRUE STORY---note this is a 2 inch toy gun........

TSA agents in St. Louis, Missouri, disarmed Rooster Monkburn, a cowboy sock money, of his two-inch toy gun after a woman brought the stuffed monkey through security. Agents said that it posed a threat because it could be confused for a real gun, according to local reports.

[The agent] said this is a gun, said Phyllis May, recounting the experience to fly back to her home in Washington state. I said no, its not a gun its a prop for my monkey.

May, who has a small business selling sock monkeys, was also questioned for bringing the sewing supplies she uses to make the stuffed animals in her carry-on bag. TSA agents told her they would have to confiscate the miniature firearm and call the police, although Washingtons KING-TV reports that the TSA never did call the authorities. Mays sewing supplies were ultimately returned to her.

Rooster Monkburn has been disarmed so Im sure everyone on the plane was safe, May quipped. I understand [the TSA agent] was doing her job but at some point doesnt common sense prevail?

May had named the disarmed monkey Rooster Monkburn after Rooster Cogburn, John Waynes character in the film True Grit.
confuse

-- Edited by john nail on Monday 9th of December 2013 03:55:11 PM

john nail · Guru

Obviously, he should be killed.

www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/12/10/Colorado-6-year-old-suspended-for-kissing-a-girl

paoliguy · Senior Member

Sad part is if he had been kissing a boy he would be a hero in the media! They would be having candle light vigils supporting him and his civil rights!

flingshot · Guru

Is this country screwed up or what ???

string wax · Guru

this li chit has been in a lot more trouble than this not the first time it has happened he needs a arse whoppen

flingshot · Guru

Go whoop one on him ,John.

john nail · Guru

There are many important lessons from ObamaCare that we should apply to another huge project that could have a similarly devastating impact on our nation. In November 2009, President Obama announced his intention to have the United States participate in a so-called trade agreement known as the Trans-Pacific Partnership. I say so-called trade agreement because 80 percent of the proposed agreement deals with a great many issues besides trade.

The Trans-Pacific Partnership, or TPP, as it is called, is an all-out assault on our national sovereignty. It would unconstitutionally transfer legislative powers from the U.S. Congress, our state legislatures, and our city and county governments to multi-national corporations and unaccountable international bureaucrats at the World Trade Organization, or WTO. Incredibly, it also would transfer judicial powers from our federal and state courts which are bad enough to globalist TPP judges at regional tribunals and the WTO. It would also confer huge advantages on foreign businesses and large multinationals, while at the same time putting companies that operate here in America especially small and medium-sized enterprises at a competitive disadvantage. American businesses would remain shackled by the regulations of EPA, FDA, OSHA, etc. while their foreign competitors could operate here unimpeded by those same strictures.

Like the infamous NAFTA trade agreement passed in the 90s, the TPP would usher in another wave of outsourcing, as the remaining manufacturing and technology bases would be given incentives to move to Pacific Rim countries, resulting in millions more American job losses.

With TPP negotiations on track to be completed by the end of 2013, President Obama will likely ask Congress to approve this trade agreement in early 2014. Contact your senators and representative and urge them to oppose the Trans-Pacific Partnership, and see the many additional articles listed below the video that weve published detailing the dangers of the TPP.

flingshot · Guru

It is things like this that certain parties will try to slip past the people. That is exactly why our forefathers put so many checks and balances in place for governing our nation. I just pray that they will be enough. The one world Government is trying to be put in place a little piece at a time. Since most of the rest of the world hates Americans, can you imagine having out fates put into their hands. The world is getting to be a more dangerous place all the time. Lord help us !!!

john nail · Guru

welcome to the end of the private life

www.infowars.com/pennsylvanians-coerced-into-giving-cheek-swab-at-voluntary-checkpoint/

john nail · Guru

Boys and Girls, THIS JUST AIN'T RIGHT. Welfare was more important to Liberals than veterans?

"Senate Republicans were unable to stop military pension cuts when Senate Democrats blocked a vote on an amendment to prevent the cuts by closing a welfare loophole for illegal immigrants Tuesday evening.

The two-year budget deal brokered by Senate Budget Committee Chairwoman Patty Murray and House Budget Committee Chairman Paul Ryan, would cut military pensions by $6 billion over ten years, leaving some Senate Republicans scrambling to stop the cuts.

Removing this unbalanced treatment of our military retirees ought to be one of the key actions we should take before this legislation moves forward. In fact, greater savings than this can be achieved by passing a legislative fix recommended by the Inspector General of the U.S. Treasury that would stop the IRS from improperly providing tax credits to illegal aliens, Alabama Republican Jeff Sessions said Monday, announcing his co-sponsorship of Mississippi Republican Sen. Roger Wickers amendment to restore the military retirement benefits Monday"

Read more: dailycaller.com/2013/12/18/senate-dems-block-amendment-to-restore-veteran-benefits-by-closing-illegal-immigrant-welfare-loophole/

john nail · Guru

A&E has placed Duck Dynasty patriarch Phil Robertson on indefinite hiatus following anti-gay remarks he made in a recent profile in GQ.

Apparently, one can't speak the truth about a queer-odd, faggot.............uh, I mean a gender challenged person, and retain one's social position.