Well there was you're mistake, right after you left the nekid gal popped outta the cake, 4 kegs of beer rolled in, and everbody got aFREE mint Bear Kodiak Special complete with a bow quiver stuffed full of the most expensive carbon arrows sporting Bear razorheads. After we et all the cake off'n that purty nekid gal we washed it down with beer than all shot an American Bison a piece. You missed out Yank. Wouldn't hurt you none to hop a briar every once in a while, better than draggin' yore cahonies through them. Now put the hammer down !
Well there was you're mistake, right after you left the nekid gal popped outta the cake, 4 kegs of beer rolled in, and everbody got aFREE mint Bear Kodiak Special complete with a bow quiver stuffed full of the most expensive carbon arrows sporting Bear razorheads. After we et all the cake off'n that purty nekid gal we washed it down with beer than all shot an American Bison a piece. You missed out Yank. Wouldn't hurt you none to hop a briar every once in a while, better than draggin' yore cahonies through them. Now put the hammer down !
I know that's a lie, because the nekkid gal would have been in a cornpone in KY........
Hey she had the purtiest TOOTH I've seen yet on Ky gal, and I believe she was smart too, purty sure she could tie her shoes if she had any. You yanks are jes jealous ! I reckon that would be "corn-PORN" if'n she wuz nekid..., rite? and Den Den, bet you too have clicked that button !
Denny, I too have been passed by, all my friends have the latest ,greatest gadgets (cell phones that have internet.) A few years ago I got a trac phone, swore I never would, but not much choice these days as its dern near impossible to find a pay phone. Its also a safety issue when hunting the backwoods. At $100 a year, I ca get one shift of overtime callout, and it has more than paid its cost. It is handy, but I dont constantly tinker with it, and rarely even carry it, it stays in my truck, for its intended purpose, emergencies. I guess sitting here pecking on this computer, we cant say we are too backwards huh?